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03 December, 2006

Joke

Alright, don't laugh, but I've just invented a joke. Now I knwo a lot of people say funny or witty things all the time but how many people do you know who have actually invented a brand new joke? Not many, I'll bet. I myself know only one such person - my old friend Rod. He invented a joke in about 1993. It was OK too - although, like 99% of all the jokes I've ever heard, I have completely forgotten it - something to do with a kitchen sink, I think. As far as I know, that was the only joke made up in his whole life. And I think this may be mine. So savour this moment.

I tried it on Wifie, of course, before letting it loose on the world. From her pained groaning, I think it must be pretty good. You might not think that is a good sign but, believe me, I'd have had The Irritated Frown if it had been anything less than hilarious. Wifie is a very tough crowd!

So, without further ado, here it is.

Q: How can you spot a sacred cow?

A: She moos in mysterious ways.

Write down the date everyone. This is an historic moment!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bravo!

I really did laugh out loud (and only half-groaned).

I'm SMSing it to all my friends immediately!

~ Daughter :-)

Anonymous said...

Sorry.

I might have been a bit hasty in my praise. I told a friend today and got a high-pitched whining noise, as of intense pain...

~ Daughter.

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