- The Rapture will not happen tomorrow (as predicted by the Christians).
- The world will not end in 2012 (as predicted by the Mayans).
- No prediction from any religious text, or any ancient text whatsoever about the end of the world will ever be correct.
Just a note about prediction #3. Telling me that Nostradamus predicted Napoleon, or whatever, doesn't count. It's easy to interpret vague nonsense to mean anything you like after the fact. What I want to see are real, solid predictions about the future. Like the Rapture prediction.
And, on prediction #1, all those guys who are waiting to be taken up to heaven tomorrow, are going to feel really embarrassed on Sunday, and not a bit let down. Please don't laugh at them too much as they make their way, red faced, to church.